Monday

Blaster Armor Thor by Hasbro

From Marvelous News, as you can tell by their handy dandy watermark:


What the hell is this? Thor cosplaying as...Seaspray from Transformers? Look Hasbro, your Marvel/Transformers crossovers were far better than the Star Wars ones up till now, but this? Way to ruin it. RAGE. RAGE SO INTENSE I NEED NOT BOLD MY CAPS FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT, AS THE IMAGINARY READERS CAN FEEL IT EVEN WITHOUT SUCH TRICKERY.

Ok, yeah. Pathetic attempt at "toy-related comedy for the sake of blogging without a single relevant thing to say" over.

If you think you're wacky enough to handle such a toy, BUY ONE:

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