We all know that in the 07 live action Transformer movie, the hard boiled cop-bot Barricade somehow survived his blurry, badly shot and mostly off-screen fight with Bumblebee despite taking serious damage. We know this of course because he turns up as the Decepticons rally near the end. However, he disappears just as quickly as he arrives, and no mention is ever made of him again! They didn't even rectify it in the sequel! Geez, man.
Some comic books have taken the task of filling in that embarrassing hole, but I'm not satisfied. Oh no. I dug deep, oh so fucking deep, and found the true story.
You want the real deal?
Well, take a gander:
At the last minute, the mean ol' bastard had a change of heart. He didn't want to crush Autobots. No. He only wanted to crush bowling pins.
AND SO HE DID.
...until Bumblebee's psychotic ass hunted him down and....
So that's where he's been this whole time. DAMN YOU BUMBLEBEE!!!!
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