Baby Skeletor Unleashes One Collector's Paternal Instincts

Born to Rule. Born to Myaaaah!

Mattel's latest collector targeted Masters of the Universe toy reveal is none other than Baby Skeletor, an apparent Robot Chicken tie-in that has proven to be quite controversial. Toys are serious business of course, inspiring many from the collecting community to lash out at the famous toy makers for producing something so silly. One fan remarked that this reveal is merely Mattel "taking another big dump on collectors." You can feel the look of disgust through the screen:

The general fan reaction to this vile joke of a product.

Still, the toy has been a revelation for some. With his adorable little powder blue feet, Havoc Staff rattle, and innocent skeletal smile, Baby Skeletor has brought forth previously unbeknownst paternal instincts in one noble collector. Behold:

And so begins the story of Lone GogDog and Skeletor Cub. Together, they will navigate the treacherous seas of internet fan rage. With patience, guidance, and love, the otherwise unwanted Baby Skeletor will grow to fulfill the brightest of Eternia ruling futures. Cries of "Myaah!" will echo far across the land, and the world will be all the better.

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